| Pts | # | Who | |
| 323 | 10 | La Morta la Diventa | Kay Yow, Wendy Richard, Farrah Fawcett, Corazon Aquino, Sir Bobby Robson, Robert Novak, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Abdul Aziz Al-Hakim, Patrick Swayze, Susan Atkins |
| 302 | 8 | Deadbeats | Kay Yow, Guy Hunt, Dan Seals, Greg Page, Farrah Fawcett, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Patrick Swayze, Susan Atkins |
| 277 | 9 | Joe R. | Kay Yow, Guy Hunt, Farrah Fawcett, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Robert Novak, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Abdul Aziz Al-Hakim, Susan Atkins, Patrick Swayze |
| 243 | 8 | Putnam's Tomahawk Chop | Kay Yow, Guy Hunt, Farrah Fawcett, Corazon Aquino, Richard Quick, Robert Novak, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Patrick Swayze |
| 240 | 6 | Go Fish | Kay Yow, Wendy Richard, Greg Page, Patrick Swayze, Susan Atkins, Reverend Forrest Church |
| 173 | 5 | Megahurts | Kay Yow, Wendy Richard, Robert Novak, Patrick Swayze, Susan Atkins |
| 171 | 5 | The Ghost of Toast | Farrah Fawcett, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Patrick Swayze, Mary Travers, Susan Atkins |
| 149 | 4 | MCR | Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Robert Novak, Susan Atkins |
| 124 | 5 | Whoareyousteveharrison | Tony Hart, Wendy Richard, Paul Harvey, Farrah Fawcett, Sir Bobby Robson |
| 120 | 3 | HoulaGrrl | Dan Seals, Farrah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze |
| 118 | 4 | Six Feet Under | Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Patrick Swayze |
| 114 | 6 | Team Dirt | Farrah Fawcett, Karl Malden, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Robert Novak, Susan Atkins, Claude Lévi-Strauss |
| 104 | 3 | Dirtycheeks | Farrah Fawcett, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Patrick Swayze |
| 88 | 2 | Deathscore, | Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson |
| 86 | 3 | Gravedigger V | Paul Harvey, Patrick Swayze, Bob Stupak |
| 83 | 3 | La Llorona | Paul Harvey, Michael Jackson, Sen. Edward Kennedy |
| 81 | 2 | Stiff Competition | Farrah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze |
| 78 | 6 | Graydon | Paul Harvey, Bea Arthur, Walter Cronkite, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Lonny Frey, Jennifer Jones |
| 73 | 2 | Deanballoonatic | Michael Jackson, Sen. Edward Kennedy |
| 69 | 3 | Lisa | Hortense Calisher1, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Patrick Swayze |
| 66 | 2 | Satan's Wombats | Sen. Edward Kennedy, Patrick Swayze |
| 65 | 3 | Marilyn | Dom DeLuise, Sen. Edward Kennedy, Dominick Dunne |
| 56 | 2 | Bloody Mary | Gale Storm, Patrick Swayze |
| 51 | 3 | Molly Bloom, the Dog of Doom | Farrah Fawcett, Robert MacNamara, Les Paul |
| 25 | 2 | Lizzie | Karl Malden, Robert Novak |
| 24 | 1 | Hell's Little Angel | Corazon Aquino |
| 8 | 1 | Karen | Walter Cronkite |
| 0 | 0 | Bury Me |
1 First blood - first to score
2 Youngest stiff
3 Last blood - last to get on the board
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Last updated January 10, 2010.